You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Just puked most of my soul out..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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