I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Your penis caused this!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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