There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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