I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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