i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You are a genius and a whore.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Randomize
