is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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