There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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