i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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