Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Randomize
