WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
ok first of all what the fuck
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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