Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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