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There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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