so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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