Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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