All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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