He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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