the new term for farting is butt boxing.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
