my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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