HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
This is my gift to your gina
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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