I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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