I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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