in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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