My boss' voice literally gives me gas
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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