I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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