I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
