somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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