How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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