talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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