I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
