Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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