i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Drake has all the answers
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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