That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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