Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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