I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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