Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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