So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I love you.
Bad choice
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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