i would punch a child for taco bell
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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