All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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