porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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