she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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