Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
