I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
foreskin is a definite game changer
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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