google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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