Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
God, I missed his penis.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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