i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
