I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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