that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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