sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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