I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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