All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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