My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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