This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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