Say something about gay babies.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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